MESSAGE AND SMS

Hakikat samjho ya afsana aapna samjho ya begana hamara aap ka rista hai purana is liye farz tha aapko batana ki I miss u rozana

Har din ye dil akela hota hai haar ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai koi yaad karta hai koi bhula deta hai par har ek friend zaroori hota hai

Na kheriyat na koi paigam aaya hai jo chaha nahi wahi anjam paya hai kya aapne bhula di hamari dosti jo aaj na dua na koi salam aaya hai

Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar fizaye kahti hai pyaar kar bahare kehti hai sadi kar par gharwale kehte hai  bakwas band kar aur padai kar

Wo badale is kadar ham hairan reh gaye wo to khush hai lekin ham pareshan rah gaye jane kis mod par ye jaan nikal jaye ham aapne hi jism me ab mehman rah gaye

Khamosh raat me agar sitare na hote to meri aankho me bhi rangeen nazare na hote ham na karte kabhi aapki itani parwah agar aap itane pyaare na hote

Zindagi ka raaz tanhai me paa liya jiska bhi gam mila apna bana liya  gam hamara sunne ko koi na mila  to rkha aaina samne aur khud ko suna diya

Har naye mod par sham ho jati hai zindagi pyaar me badnam ho jati hai kaise dekhu mai  kal ke sapane  meri to har khusi puri hone se pehale nilam ho jati hai

Wo pyaar jo haqiqat me pyaar hota hai wo zindagi me sirf ek baar hota hai nigaho ke milte milte dil mil jaye ye ittefaq sirf ek baar hota hai  

Duaaon Ki Bheed Mein Ek Dua Hamari Jisme Maangi Humne Khushi Tumhari Jab Bhi Muskuraaye Aap Dil Se Jaan Liya Ke Kabool Hui Dua Hamari

Koi aanjan jab aapna ban jata hai na janne kyu wo bhahut yaad aata hai lakh bhulana chaho us chehere ko magar chehara uska har chiz me nazar aata hai

Pyaar se hume koi gila nahi qyu ki pyaar hame kabhi mila nahi hamane to ki hai zindagi me sirf dosti qyu ki dosto se jayada pyaar karne wala hume mila nahi

Tadap kya hai diwano se puchho jo baat raaz hai wo isaro se puchho leharo se khelana to samundar ka kam hai par lagti chot kaisi hai ye kinaro se puchho

Dil hi dil me gam sahana sikh liya hai ab dard me chup rahana bhi sikh liya hai nahi chhalakti aankhein kisi ke samne  in aankhon ne bhi ab akele me behana sikh liya hai

Saans tham jati hai par jaan nahi jati hai dard hota hai par aawaz nahi aati hai ajeeb log hai is zamane me koi bhul hi nahi pata aur kisi ko yaad hi nahi aati hai

Rat ke andhere me sara jahaa sota hai lekin kisi ke yaad me ek dil rota hai khuda kare kisi par koi fida na ho agar ho to maut se pahale juda na ho

Wo nazar kaha se lau jo unhe bhula de wo dawa kaha se lau jo is dard ko mita de milna to likha hota hai takdiro me  wo takdir kaha se lau jo unhe mila de

Ye yaad hai tumhari ya yaado me tum ho ye khawab hai tumhare ya khwabo me tum ho hum nahi jante hume bas itna bata do hum jaan hai tumhare ya hamari jaan tum ho

Kaun kiske liye jita hai ? kaun kiske liye rota hai ? matlab ki duniya hai yaar yaha msg wahi karta hai jiske paas apno ke liye time hota hai

Jisne kabhi chahato ka paigam likha tha usne aapna sab kuch mere naam likha tha aaj use mere naam se nafarat hai jisne kabhi hatheli pe mera naam likha tha

Agar hum kanch ke hote to tut kar bikhar jate bankar aaina fir aap ke  ghar aate dekhate aap mujhe kitani aadao se mujhme aap or aap me hum nazar aate

If I could give you one thing in my life I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes ............ 

Sapano ki duniya ajib hoti hai jhuti hi sahi par har khusi nasib hoti hai besak aate hai sapane kuch pal ke liye par in palo me jannat kitani karib hoti hai  

Aap se kabhi bichhadana nahi chahate juda hokar aapse rahana nahi chahate haqiqat hai ki juda karegi zindagi ek din par haqiqat me hum wo din jina nahi chahate

Dur ho jau to zara intezar karna apne dil me itana to aitabar rakhana laut ke aayenge hum agar kahi chale bhi gaye aap bas hamesa ye dosti barqrar rakhana

Palko ke kinare hamne bhigoye hi nahi wo sochate hai hum roye hi nahi wo puchhate hai khwabo me kise dekhate ho ham hai ki ek umar se soye hi nahi

Waqt mile to hamari parwah kar lena harpal nahi par ek bar yaad kar lena rishte honge aapke hazar par hamare liye ek pal barbad kar lena

Love is not a life but there is no life without love I do not say to fall in love but I am saying to feel the love

Ye zindagi tab hasin hoti hai chahane se jab har dua kabul hoti hai kehane ko to sab aapne hai par kash koi aisa ho jo ye kahe tere dard se mujhe takif hoti hai

Mangi thi dua hamane rub se dena hame dost jo alag ho sab se usne mila diya hame aap se aur kaha sambhalo inhe ye anmol hai sabse

Unke didar ki hasrat si ho gayi hai iskadar milane ki chahat si ho gayi hai aap ka sms aaye ya na aaye mobile uthane ki aadat si ho gayi hai

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar na karo jab tak pyaar tumse pyaar na kare jab pyaar tumse pyaar kare to pyaar ko itan apyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare

Phulo ki wadi me ho basera aap ka sitaro ke aangan me ho dera tera dil se dua hai hamari tere liye raat se bhi khubsurat ho savera tera

Hath pakad kar rok lete unhe agar unpe mera koi jor hota na rote hum bhi unke liye agar hamari zindagi me unke siwa koi aur hota

Zindagi Se Poocho Ye kya Chahti Hai Bus Ek usi ki Wafa Chahti hai Kitni Masoom aur Nadan hai Zindagi Khud Bewafa hai or Wafa Chahati hai

Humne jise dil-o-jaan se chaha Us bewafa ne kisi aur ko chaha Pata nahi hum kyu unke liye fariyad karte hai Jo pyar ke bahane hume barbad karte ha i

Sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara Subh din ye aaye aapke jeevan mein hazaar baar Aur hum aapko Janmdin Mubarak kehte rahen har baar…

Yahi dua karta hu khuda se, aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho, Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan, chahe unme shaamil hum na ho

Zindagi ki haqiqt sirf itani hoti hai jab jagata hai insan to kismat soti hai insan jis par apna haq khud se zyada samjhta hai wo ammant aksar kisi aur ka hota hai

Karib itna raho ki risto me pyaar rahe door bhi itna raho ki aane ka intezar rahe rakho ummid risto ke darmiyan itani ki tute ummid magar rista barkarar rahe

Unhe chahne ki khata ki humne par unhe bhulane ka gunah na kar sake unki judai me tadapte hai roz par unki yado se door hum ja na sake

Hum maut ko bhi jina shikha denge bujhi jo sama to use bhi jala denge kasam tere pyaar ki jis din hum jayenge is duniya se ek baar tujhe bhi rula denge

Ye dosti ka daman kabhi na chute hum aap se aur aap humse kabhi na ruthe is kadar nibhaye ye dosti ki ye dhadkan khamosh ho jaye par ye rista kabhi na tute

Naseeb se fariyad to kar sakte hai armaano ko sakar to kar sakte hai aap se kabhi mil na sake to kya ek sms dekar aap ko yaad to kar sakte hai

Ek ladka aur ladki ludo khel rahe the ladka - agar 1,2,3,4,5, aaya to i will kiss you ladki - what? achha aur 6 aaya to? ladka - kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya 6 aaya to             dobaar chance milta hai

Dosti tuti to zindagi bikhar jayegi ye koi julafe nahi jo sawar jayegi tham lijiye daman unka jo aap ko khusi de warna rote rote zindagi gujar jayegi

Usne mehandi laga rakhi thi hamane barat saja rakhi thi mujhe pata tha wo bewafa niklenge isliye humne uski choti bahan pata rakhi thi

Dusmano me bhi dost mila karte hai kanto me bhi phool khila karte hai is dost ko kanta samajh kar chhod mat dena kyu ki kante hi phoolo ki hifajat karte hai

Ye raat chandni aap ke aangan aye ye taare sare lori gaa kar aap ko sulaye ho itane sundar sapane aap ke ki need me bhi aap muskuraye

Jagte hai tanha raato me khoya hai dil unki baato me mili nahi dil ki manjil aaj tak kyu ki dard hi dard likha hai in haatho me

God to pappu - Beta kya chahiye Pappu - ek job, ek badi si gadi aur              usme dher sari ladkiya God - tathasu aaj pappu girl's school me bus driver hai

Boy's mentality Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga uski doli jo uthi to koi baat nahi talented hoon dusari pta loonga

Kosis karo ki zindagi ka har lamha har kisi ke sath acche se guzre kyi ki insan zinda nahi rahta par acchi yade hamesh zinda rahti hai

Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho Phoolon ki kaliya kacchi ho Hmare ye rishte sacche ho Rab tere se bus 1 dua h, Ki mere yaar ki hr subaah achhi ho…

Najro se jab najar ka taqrar hota hai.... Her morh pay Kisi ka intezaar hota hai..... Dil rota hai zakahm haste hai..... Shayad isi ka naam pyar hota hai..

Na mandir na bhagwaan, Na pooja na asnaan, Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam

Har kadam par fariste ho sath tere har kadam par teri hifajat khuda kare ho tera nasib aisa ke sari kainat bhi teri kismat pe naaz kare

Before marriage Boy : I have been waiting for this day. Girl : You want me to leave Boy : No Girl : Do you love me Boy : Of course Girl : Will you ever cheat me Boy : Never in my life Girl : Will you ever kiss me Boy : Every chance i get Girl : Will you hit me Boy : You are crazy Girl : Can i trust you Boy : Yes Girl : Sweet heart After marriage ab niche se upar pahdo

Dil ki dhadkan bacha ke rkhna apne inbox ko zara saja kar rkhna kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara sms isliye chirtuto ka sms zara hata ke rkhna

Na phool na bahar na chain na karar na bear na bar na bike na car apni to life hai  yaar aapki dosti aur aap ka pyaar

Tum subah aur tum shaam ki tarah tum khusiyon ke paigam ki tarah tum ko humne kab bhulaya hai ae dost tum yaad rahte ho mujhe mere naam ki tarah

Zindagi kisi ki mohtaj nahi hoti dosti sirf jajbat nahi hoti kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko warna unhi aap se hamesamulakat nahi hoti

Un se bhi ishq hai aur maut se bhi pyaar hai un par bhi yaqeen hai aur maut par aitbaar hai dekhte hai pehle kaun aata hai kyu ki hame to dono ka intzaar hai

Manjil insan ke hosle aazmati hai sapno ke parde aankho se hatati hai kisi bhi baat se himmat na harna kyu ki thokar hi insaan ko chalna shikhati hai

Jise dil ki kalam aur mohabat ki ink kahte hai jise lamho ki book aur yaadon ka cover kahte hai yahi wo subject hai jise log friendship kahte hai

Jo dost pass na ho woh dil ke karib hota hai jinke pass dost na ho woh garib hota hai lekin jinke dost aap jaisa ho woh khusnasib hota hai

Majburi me nahi dil se yaad karna duniya se fursat mile to baat karna dua hai jamane ki har khusi pao aap fir bhi aankh bhar aaye to hume yaad karna

Dil me dosti ki muskan banaye rakhna kuch naho to bhi yaado ko sajaye rkhana chahe na ho mulakate to bhi ye khubsurat rista banaye rakhna

Teacher : Insan wahi hai jo dusro ke kaam aaye Student : Sir exam me to na aap mare kaam aate                 hai aur na dusaro ko aane dete hai, to                 kya aap insan hai

      ______ ,__/ /_"\0_\\_ _(@)_____(@) Peep.... peep Peeep , pepepe! SoRRy! The SMS was in Traffic Jam... However I m Not 2 late to Wish YoU. . . HaPPy Birth day

Millions Of Greetings! Thousands Of Colors! Hundreds of Wishes! Kg's Of Cakes! Lot's of Smiles! That's What I Ask God 2 Give U Through ur Life! HaPpY BirthDay....

Zindagi wich tenu hamesh yaad rakhanga tere naal gjre pal abaad rakhanga je tu sanu bhul bhi jaye te koi gal nahi asi teri yaad nu bhi yaad rakhanga

Yaado me aap ki har baat rahegi zindagi aapki dosti se abaad rahegi chahe bhula de zamane ko hum aapki ye pyaari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi

Aawaj na ho to hansi kis kam ki maza na ho to masti kis kam ki yaad aap ki aaaye aur hum sms na kare to fir ye dosti kis kaam ki

Aankho ke ishare samajh nahi pate hontho se dil ki baat kah nahi pate apni bebasi hum kaise bataye aapko sms kiye bina hum rah nahi pate

Dekho awaz dekar pass hume paoge aaoge tanha par tanha nahi jaoge dur rehkar tumpe nazar hai meri hantho se tham lenge hum jab bhi thokar khaoge

Azib riwaz hai is duniya ka kehate hai ki sab se mil jul kar raho pyaar mohobat se raho aur jab kisi se pyaar ho jaye to kehate hai in sab se door raho

Achhi dosti hath aur aankh ki tarah hoti hai jab hath ko taqleef hoti hai to aankh roti hai aur jab aankh roti hai to hath ansu pochhte hai

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye double teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare trouble khuda rakhe humesa tukhe smart fit tere liye new year ho super duper hit

Dost ko apni palko me baithlo dekar khusi sare gum chura lo dosti aise karo ki sab dekhate rah jaye khuda bhi aakar kahe ki mujhe apna dost bana lo

Are chand taro zara inko ek laat maro bistar se inko neeche utaro karo inke sath fight kyu ki ye so gaye bina bole good night..........................

Thandi-thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana wah wah wah wah............................................ Thandi-thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana gadha bhi msg padh rah hai kya educated hua zamana

Ek kadki cricket match dekhne gayi usne apne gaal par india ke tirange ka rang laga rakha tha ek ladka aaya aur uske gaal par kiss kar ke bola I love my india

Kyu muskilo me saath dete hai dost kyu gum ko baant lete hai dost na rista khoon ka na riwaz se bandha hai phir bhi zindagi bhar saath dete hai dost

Ek sardar jungle ke raste se ja raha tha tabhi ek bhootani ne roka aur boli hoo hoo ha ha.............................. mai ek bhootani hoo Sardar ji mai janta hoo teri ek behan meri biwi hai

Aap ki hansi badi pyaari lagti hai aap ki har khusi humari lagti hai kabhi dur na karna khud se hume jan se bhi pyaari aap ki dosti lagti hai hume

Ek gadha ro ek dua kar raha tha ya khuda mujhe padhne ki taqt de ek din uski dua qubul ho gayi aur masha allah wo aaj sms padh raha hai

Pal-do-pal me milti hai khusi Pal-do-pal me milti hai gum par jo har pal saath nibhaye wo dost milte hai kam jaise you,me aur hum

Os ki bunde hai ya aankho me nami hai na upar aansman hai na niche zamin hai ye kaisa mod hai zindagi ka teri hi jarurat hai aur teri hi kami hai

Do dilo ke mohabat se jalte hai log tarah-tarah ki baate karte hai log jab chand aur suraj ka hota hai milan to use vhi grahan kehte hai log

Biwiya apne pati ko A.G. kyu kahti hai? kyu ki biwiya sanskari hoti hai sabke samne abe gadhe nahi kah sakti isiliye short me A.G. bolti hai

Exam suru hote hi matam ka sama hota hai aise hi mausam me to dimag ka dahi hota hai paper me kuch likh nahi pate ye fasana to mark sheet me bayan hota hai

Talash karoge to koi mil hi jayega magar humari tarah dosti kaun nibhayega mana kami nahi hai aap ke dosto ki magar kya koi meri jagah koi aur le payega

Har kadam par imtehan leti hai zindagi har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi hum zindagi se sikwa bhi kaise kare aap jaisa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi

Lips bhindi ki tarah Gall tamater ki tarah Eyes matar ki tarah Face govi ki tarah Hey bhagwan ek dost diya wo bhi sabji mandi ki tarah

Boy : Tu dharti pe jaha bhi rahegi tjhue teri khusbu           se pehchan lunga Girl : Ma kasam mujhe to pahle se hi shak tha ki tu          kutta hai

Kisi ko pyaar karna nahi aata kisi ko pyaar ke siwa kuch nahi aata bas yahi do raste hai zindagi ke ek unhe nahi aata aur ek hme nahi aata

In aankho me aansu aaye na hote agar wo piche mudkar muskuraye na hote unke jane ke bad ye dil rota hai kash wo zindagi me aaye na hote

Jis din band kar li humne aankhe kai aankho se aansu barsenge jo kahte hai bahut tang karte ho wahi humari shararat ko tarsenge

Taraste the jo milne ko humse kabhi aaj woh mere saye se katrate hai hum bhi wahi hai dil bhi wahi hai na jane log kyu itnebadal jate hai

One-one : 2                    I love you Two-two : 4                    Love me more Three-three : 6                         Love is fix Four-four : 8                     Love is great Five-five : 10                      Miss you my friend

Ae sms je porbe se pagol na porle chhagol reply korle ox na korle fox delete korle monkey na korle donkey hasle cat aur na hasle rat                      your choice

Teri dosti sala apun ko itani pasand hai jaise ulloo ko raat dentist ko dant raja ko gaddi kutte ko haddi aur nange ko chaddi

Teri dosti sala apun ko itani pasand hai jaise ulloo ko raat dentist ko dant raja ko gaddi kutte ko haddi aur nange ko chaddi

Wife : Agar mai kabhi kho gayi to tum kya karoge Husband : It's time to disco.  <(-_-)    kaon dhundhega tujhko    /''''/>   kabhi mile na tu mujhko _/'''''\_    it's time to disco

Wo bhi kya din the mummy ki god aur papa ke kandhe na padhi ki soch na life ke funday na kal ki chinta na future ke sapne lekin ab kal ki hai fikar aur adhure sapne mud kar dekha to bahut hai apne manjil ko dhundhte kaha kho gaye hum kyu itane bade ho gaye hum

Aaj mere pass mobile hai number hai charger hai battery hai balance hai aap ke pass hai ?? hai koi msg to bhej do agar nahi hai to apna mobile bech do

Muskurana hi zindagi nahi hoti umar bitana hi zindagi nahi hoti khud se bhi jayada khayal rakhana padata hai dosto ka kyu ki dost kahana hi dosti nahi hoti

Kuch is tarah mera inmtehan lete hai wo meri jaan hokar roj meri jaan lete hai wo ruthe hai wo itne ki baat bhi nahi karte par suna hai har aahat par mera naam lete hai wo

Top-up ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte hai Expire hone wali zindagi hum jiya nahi karte humari zindagi life time prepaid pack hai validity ki chinta hum kiya nahi karte

Friendes and friendship its a package of feeling nobody can make it nobody can break it nobody can explain it only you can feel it

Sardar to taxi driver - Siddhivinayak mandir jaoge kaya Taxi driver - hann sahab ................................................ Sardar - thik hai wapas ate waqt mere liye prasad lete aana

Tohar sms jab awat hai hamar rom rom khil jawat hai badan me gudgudi howat hai ema tohar sms ke kauno kasur naikhe sasura hamar mobile vibration me rahat hai

Aap ko ek film karni hai jise aap ka lead role hoga film me aap ko pani ke talab me utarna hai film ka naam hai "Gayi Bhais Pani Me"

Ek boyfriend aur uski girlfriend garden me baithe the Girl : janu koi aisi baat karo ki dil ki dhadkan tej ho jaye Boy : bhaag tera baap aaya

Barsat aaye aue zamin gila naho suraj aaye aur ujala na ho aye dost aapne ye kaise soch liya ki aap phone uthaye aur humara sms na ho

Kehte hai kisi ko yaad karne se aasman se ek tara tut kar gir jata hai ek din aap ki wajah se sara aasman khali ho jaye ga aur ilzaam humare sar pas aayega

Dost hum aap ko satate rahenge marte dam tak mere sms aate rahege aur jis din sms nahi aaye samjh lena agle din karenge itani jaldi nahi marenge

Dost hum aap ko satate rahenge marte dam tak mere sms aate rahege aur jis din sms nahi aaye samjh lena agle din karenge itani jaldi nahi marenge