MESSAGE AND SMS

     (-_-) /    <\ "\       Oh hello       _/"\_  so rahe ho kya      (-_-)     </"/>         _/"\_ mujhe sms aapki padosan karegi kya zimme dari ka ehsas hi nahi raho logo me

Sleep means S-say thank to god L-lying on the bed E-enclose your eyes E-end of the day P-plan for the next day

Subah subah ek paigam bheja hai aapko subah ka pehla paigam bheja hai guzre sara din aap ka khusiyo me aapki subah ko khubsurat sa naam dena hai

Yatri kripya dhyan de gadi number "I miss u" good morning express apki palko ke station se jaa chuki hai sweet pasenger se anurodh hai ki wo jag jaye good morning

Dosti ki kimat kabhi ada nahi hoti acchi dosti kabhi juda nahi hoti aap ki ada par mar mite hai warna yunhi humari dosti kisi par fida nahi hoti

Wo bhul gaye unhe hasaya kisne tha jab wo ruthe to manaya kisne tha wo kehte hai wo bahut acche hai wo bhul gaye ki unhe bataya kisne tha

Waqt mile tab yaad karte ho mood hua tab baat karte ho ek jamana tha jab aap itane msg karte the ab to yaad bhi humare msg ke bad karte ho

Just a movement is not a life but every movement is a turnning point of life think slowly you will get the actual meaning of life

Biwi ki 5 baatain jo kabhi samajh me nahi aati 1.Tum na bahut wo ho (ab pata nahi wo se kaya matlab hai ...sochate raho) 2.Mujhe tum se ye umid nahi thi (to mujhse umid kya thi .....batao to sahi) 3.Tum pahle jaise nahi rahe (to fir main pahle kaisa tha) 4.Sach batana main kaisi lag rahi hun (sach kya bolu pitna hai kya) 5.I am very stupid na (ab haa bol diya to ho gayi musibat)

Sar jhukta hai adab me sar jhukta hai saram me sar jhukta hai khane me sar jhukta hai likhane me aur sar jhukta hai kisi smart person ka msg padne me padiye padiye sar jhuka ke padiye

Jub humne pyaar kiya hum nadan the unki adat unki fitrat se anjan the aaj waqt ne hume bewafa bana diya yaro warna hum bhi kabhi kisi mehfil ki saan the

Jee kar raha hai ki aaj tumhe tumhe kahi kone me leja kar kone me akele me apne hoto se ek k k k ki kis kiss kissa sunau woh bhi ramayan ki

     (-_-)      <)  )>      Excuse me      _/"\_ kisi ko fikal hai meri kisi ko ehsas hai mera bas mai hi pyaar kalu mujhe kaun karega

    (-_-) /    <\ "\       A kya bolti tu       _/"\_      (-_-)     </"/>      A kya main bolu     _/"\_      (-_-)/     <\" \        Sun       _/"\_       (-_-)      </"/>       Suna      _/"\_ Good Night aur kya

Itna wada karo roz subah aap hi mujhe jagao ge meri gali aana thoda muskurana thoda sharmana thoda ghabrana aru pyaar se kehna KACHRA DEDO

Teacher : i killed a person convert this in future tense Student : the future tense is "You will go to jail."

Love ko life me must hona chahiye student ko luve me intrest hona chahiye ashiq ishq me perfect hona chahiye ye bhi school me ek subject hona chahiye

Ladka : love you Ladki : main bhi love you kahu to ? Ladka : khushi se mar jaaunga Ladki : ja bhai jee le apni zindagi

Gulab ka phool bango me khil raha hai chameli ka phool chaman me mahak raha hai kamal ka phool pani me tair raha hai aur april ka fool mera msg padh raha hai

Kanto ke badle phool kya doge aansu ke badle khusi kya doge hum chahte hai umar bhar ki dosti ka wada kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge

Jab kabhi koi gum sataye koi baat dil ko naa bhaye aankhe sagar si bhar jaye to humse baat kar ke dekhana kya pata ek aansu kam ho jaye

Kimat pani ki nahi pyas ki hoti hai kimat lafzon ki nahi ehsas ki hoti hai dost to bahut hote hai duniya me kimat dost ki nahi vishwas ki hoti hai

Ek ghar se humesa hansi ki awaz ati thi kisi ne khush zindagi ka raaz pucha to husband bola : meri bibi mujhe jute se marti hai lag jaye to wo hasti hai na lage to main hasta hai

Wo aankh badi pyaari thi jo humne use maari thi wo chapple badi bhari thi jo usne hume mari thi muft me hi pit gaye yaar hume to aankh ki bimaari thi

Khusi se dil ko aabad karna aur gham ko dil se aabad karna hamari bus itni gujaris hai ki hume bhi din me ek baar yaad karna

Hamari yaad aaye = yaad karo Zayada aaye = msg karo Aur zayada aaye = phone karo Aur bhi zayada aaye = milo Usse bhi zayada aaye = plz jhooth bolna band karo

TITANIC                     __II__           II.......................II  __     __    ............................     ___, / t___ __,                                                       /   ii_______________________________/ Rakh lijiye gift hai next time taj mahal bhej denge is baar thoda hath thanda hai

Yaad hum bhi karte hai yaad aap bhi karte hai fark sirf itna hai hum yaad aane par sms karte hai aru aap sms aane par yaad karte hai

Free Free Free Free Badal ke sath barsat free arti ke sath prasad free gulab ke sath khusbu free chand ke sath tare free is msg ke sath teri yaad free

Rishton se badi chahat kya hogi dosti se badi ibadat kya hogi jise dost mil sake aap jaisa use zindagi se sikayat kya hogi

Good morning Biscuit 0 0 0 0 0 Paratha (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) Bread <> <> <> <> <> Tea      ;;;;   c(__) aaj ka breakfast meri taraf se Have a nice day

Suna hai aap ki muskurahat par her koi marta hai jara time nikaal kar aana to ek chuha marna hai

((((    ( e ))))      ---------- ;  P) ((((    ( e sone wale ho? ruko.......! mujhe kahne to do..... G:O:O:D N=I=G=H=T ab so jao $$$$ ((((    (I ))))      -----------; P) ((((    (I

Mai hu aur meri tanhai hai maine ye kaisi saja pai hai koi to ho jo hath tham le mera a khuda tune ye kaisi jindagi banai hai

Hume sms karna suru karo warna tumhare mobile me itane ched karege ki confuj ho jaoge ki charger kaha se dale aur earphone kaha pe

Duniya bhar ki yaado me hume na bhula dena jab yaad aye to muskura dena zinda rahe to milenge zarur warna diwali ke diye me mere naam ka bhi diya jala dena

            (((((((((((())))))))))))))        ((((((((((( @   @  )))))))))))    ((((((((((((    <. _ .>     )))))))))))) ((((((((((((((    -=====-     ))))))))))))))           V \ ___________/ V DARO MAT ! kabhi kabhi mobile bhi aina ban jata hai

Karti hai saanse bas ek hi ishara dua me bas ek naam hai tumhara tham jaye ye sham yahi par nahi chahiye hame ab koi tumse bhi pyaara

Dil ko dhadkane me waqt kitna lagta hai aansu bahane waqt kitna lagta hai logo ko hari yaad satati hi nahi warna ek msg karne me waqt kitna lagta hai

A hot tea aap ke bed pe suraj ki kirne aap ke head pe news paper aap ke gate pe aur mera good morning msg aap ke hand set pe

Umeed naikhe tabbo jiyat bani khali ba botal tabbo piyat bani himmat dekha hamaar response milat naikhe tabbo sms bhejat baani

Mithe gud me mil gaye til udi patange khil gaye dil har din sukh har din shanti aap ke liye laye makar sankranti

Paper ki roti note ka aachar books ki barfi question ki bahar teacher ki dusmani dost ka pyar mubarak ho aap ko exam ka tyohar

Khubiya itani to nahi hum me ki hum aap ko har pal yaad ayenge par itana aitbaar hai hume khuda pe ki sayad aap kabhi hume bhul na payenge

Mental hospital ke operation theater me operation ready samaan ready doctor ready nurse ready magar pagal . . . . . . sms padhne me mast hai

Radha ka rang aur kanhiya ki pichkari pyaar ke rang se rang do duniya sari ye rang na jane koi jaat na boli mubarak ho aap ko HAPPY HOLI

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ isme 1 gayab hai fir padho . . . . . . saram nahi aati ABCD me 1 kah aata hai naam duba diya

Miss u is not a game to play it miss u is not a word to say miss u is trouble me night and day

Perfect thing in your life you never loss 1. Character 2.Hope 3.Self respect 4.Heart 5. well you know the sender's name

Tum pagal ho . / ? ? ? ? ? gussa mat hona mere paas sabut hai P-pyare ho A-acche ho G-great ho A-anmol ho L-lajawab ho ab bolo ho na tum pagal

Aankho me tumhari aansu ki jagah na ho mere paas tum ko bhulne ki wajah na ho agar bhul bhi jau kisi tarah to meri zindagi ki agali subah na ho

Tamanao se bhari ho zindagi khwahiso se bhara ho har pal daaman bhi chota lagne lage itani khusiyan de aap ko aane wala kal

Samne na ho to tarsti hai aankhe bin aap ke bahut barasti hai aankhe mere liye nahi inke liye sms kar do kyu ki aap ka sms bade pyaar se padti hai aankhe

Subah ke phool khil gaye panchi aapne safar par ud gaye suraj aate hi tare chup gaye kya aap apani mithi need se uth gaye

A friend is someone who understands ur past believes in our future and accepts you today just the way you are

Aaj bhigi hai palke kisi ki yaad me aakas bhi simat gaya apne aap me baris ki boode aisi giri hai jamin par jaise chand bhi roya hoga aap ki yaad me

Life is sin 90 that is one love is cos 90 that is zero but friendship is tan 90 that is infinity

Door rah kar bhi humesa vasta rakhna mulakat na sahi par baaton ka silsila rakhna chuna tum aasman ko ye meri tamana hai par mere ek wapas aane ka rasta rakhna

Maujudgi jaruri nahi zaruri ehsas hai hum kahi door nahi aapke paas hai zara dekhiye to man ki aankho se hum har kadam par aap ke sath hai

Friendship has a law never make your friend feel alone till you are alive so disturb your friends as much as you can i am just following this law.

Tilkut ki khusbu dahi ki bhar thand ka mausam jane ko taiyar thodi si masti thoda sa pyaar mubarak ho aap ko makar sankranti ka tyohar

Kismat par aitbaar kisko hai mil jaye khusi inkaar kisko hai kuch majburiya hai zindagi me yaar warna judai se pyaar kisko hai

Chahat ke parde me nafrat hai mumkin to nafrat ke parde me chahat bhi hogi agar koi khata hoti hai tumse apna samjh kar to usko aap se mohobat bhi hogi

Apno ki yaad se badi koi daulat nahi hoti saath rahana hi apno ki zarurat nahi hoti duriya kar deti hai yaado ko jinda warna yaado ki koi kimat nahi hoti

Pani ka ek katara sa palkon pe cha gaya ye baris ki bood aap ka haal bata gaya intazar kar rahe the na aap humare sms ka lo humara sms aapse milne aa gaya

Humari zindagi hai aapki amanat rakhe mera Khuda aapko salamat de aap ko khusi sare jahan ki ban jaye tarif aap har ek juban ki

Zindagi ek railway station ki tarah hai pyaar ek train hai jo aati hai aur chali jati hai par dosti enquiry counter hai jo humesa kahti hai may i help you

Ye exam ke riste bhi ajeeb hote hai sab aapne aapne nasib hote hai rahate hai jo nigaho se dur saale wahi question compulsory hote hai

Hum to humesa aap ki baat karte hai har dhadkan me aap ka naam liya karte hai aap ho hume apno se pyaare hai tabhi to waqt-bewaqt aap ko tang kiya karte hai

Zindagi bahut kuch sikhati hai kabhi hasati kabhi rulati hai par jo har haal me khus rahe zindagi uske aage sar jhukati hai

Aasman se tod kar tara diya hai aalam-e-tanhai me ek sahara diya hai meri kismat bhi naaz karti hai mujhpe khuda ne dost hi itna pyaara diya hai

Yaado me aakar yaad aate ho tum yaado ko bhi yaadgar bana jate ho tum aapki har yaad me ek baat hoti hai aur humari har baat me aapki yaad hoti hai

Rab kare aapko sab mile Himmat Izzat Rupiya Bangala Style Smile Personality Popularity    Car Pyaar . . . . . . . . . . . . . ab bhi button daba rahe ho laalchi.

Zindagi me do batein humesa yaad rakhana 1. Jub gussa aaye to koi faisala na lena 2. Jab bahut khus ho to koi wada na karna

Jab bhi tum udas hoge mere khayal tere paas hoge dil ki gahraiyo se jab bhi karoge yaad humne tumhe humare karib hone ka ehsas hoga

touch your heart close your eyes make a wish say good night Sky so wide stars so bright off the light sleep quite quite

Have an icy-icy morning with buttering msg chocolates calls creamy thoughts fruity fun with plumpy play and jumpy joy have a scotchy day

Do me a favour lets play holi rangon main hai praar ki holi

Kavhi to suraj ne ki hogi chand se mohabbat, tav to chand me daag hai. mumkin hai chand ne ki hogi bewafi, isliye to suraj me itna aag hai.            

Friend ka full from       F.frank in mind       R.real in love       I.ice speech       E.endless support       N.non stop advice       D.deep in care.

Pyar insan se karo uski aadat se nhi, rutho unki baton se unse nhi, bhulo unki gaitiyon ko unhe nhi, q ki rishton se badhkar kuch v nhi.

Class me masti thi,humari v kuch hasti thi, tutions ka sahara tha, dil ye awara tha, kaha aa gye is degrec ki aafat me, class do ka time kitna pyara tha.

Apno ko yaad karna pyar hai, gairo ka saath dena sanskar hai dusmno ko maff karna upkar hai, aur aapko paresan karna adhikar hai.

The two hardest things to say in life.  1.hello for the first time to unknown person.  2.good bye for the last time to whom we love most.

Dua mile badon se,sath mile apno se, khushiy mile jag se, rahat mile rab se, pyar mile sab se,yehi dua hai rab se ki  aap khush rhe humse.

See star are blinking, moon is shining and breeze is singing  b'coz i ask them to greet a special good night.

Aap se to customer care best hai, b'coz daily msg,2 call  kar date hai or aap 1 call nhi?1 msg nhi?1 miss call nhi? haso mat sms karo.

Dur hone se dosti me duniya nhi hoti, baat na hone se yaad kamjor nhi hoti jo kisi ke dur jaane se tut jaaye, itni kamjor ye dosti ki dor nhi hoti.

Chand ko bitha ke pehre pe, taaro ko diya nigrani ka kaam ek raat suhani aap lee liye, or ek sweet sa sapna apki aankho ke naam.

Lakho log mohabat karte hai duniya me, shayad hum un jaise nhi dikhane ke liye  hum v taj mahal bana sakte hai, magar mumtaz ke murne de wo sahjahan hum nhi.

Har sms me kuch baat hai, kya aap ko iska ehasaas hai yeh sms kuch khas hai, q ki isme kuch jazbaat aur kuch humare ehsaas hai.

An unknown call He - Do u have a boyfriend ? She - yes, who are u ? He - tera bhai, ruk ghar aata hu dhulai karne Another unknown call He - do u have a boyfriend ? She - oh no no no who are u ? He - i am ur boyfriend, cheat u broke my heart  She - oh darling sorry, I thought you are my brother  

Bhojpuri version of some famous films Titanic - Nauka Dehlas Dhokha Anaconda - BAhute Baadka Sapwa 3 Idiots - Teen Go burbak Gajini - Taklwa Bhail Pagalwa

Friendship is a lovely track travelled by two with hand in hand  to care to share to forgive and to say silently i am always with you.

Kyu mera dil dukhate ho kyu mujhse har baat chupate ho mere to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki aap  vimbaar se nahate ho

Bhul jana use jo bhula de tumhe mat dekhana use jo rula de tumhe par kabhi dur na hona us sakas se jo aapni palak bhigo kar bhi aap ko hasa de

Koi gila na koi sikwa rhe na aap se yeh aarzu hai ek silsila bana rahe aap se bas ek baat ki umid hai aap se  khafa na hona humse agar khafa ho hum aap se

sitaro ko bheja hai aap ko sulane ke liye chand aaya hai lori gane ke liye so jao mithe khawabo me subah suraj ko bhej denge aap ko jagane ke liye

choti i hai jindagi haas kar jiyo bhula ke gum sar utha ke jiyo udasi me kya rakha hai muskura ke jiyo apne na sahi apno ke liye jiyo

kaun kitne karib hota hai ye nasib hota hai yaad karta hai jab aapna koi to dard dil ke karib hota hai

Welcomes to sweet dreams air lines all passengers please goto bed be ready to sleep flight going to  dream land  so  close ur eyes  "sweet night"

1 khubsurat 1 tazgi 1 dosti 1 narazgi 1sapna  1 apna 1rista 1 aas 1 ehssas 1 pyaas 1 kuch dur kuch paas kuch log bahut khas "jaise aap"

Day wait for sun,night wait for moon farmers wait for rain,politician wait for election but i wait for my friend to say good night

Beta : mom ye girlfriend kya hoti hai Mom : jab tum bade hoke aache ladke banoge to tumhe bhi milegi Beta : Agr aach ladka nahi bana to Mom : to fir bahut milegi

Roti hui aankho me intjar hota hai na chahte hue bhi pyar hota hai dekhte hai hum wo sapane  jin ke tutne par bhi sach hone ka intjar hota hai

Har sapne ko aapi sanso me rakho har ummid ko aapni baho me rakho har kadam par jeet tumhair hai yaar bas manjil ko aapni nigaho me rakho

Dil dil se juda nahi hota u hi koi kisi par phida nahi hota pyar se badh kar dost hota hai q ki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hota

Dosti har chehre ki muskuran hoti hai dosti sukh dukh ki pahchan hoti ahi koi ruth jaye to dil par mat lena q ki dosti thodi si naakam hoti hai

Phool ban kar muskurana jindagi hai muskura akr gum bhulana jindagi hai milkar log khus hote hai to kya huaa bina mile rista nibhana jindagi hai

A great thought sabse kamzor aadmi wo hai jo dost ko hasil karne me nakaam ho  aur usse bhi zyada kamzor aadmi wo hai jo haath me aaye dost ko gawa de

I am weak in maths but i can count minutes which i spend with u i am weak in history but i remember the when we first met i am weak in geography but i can recognise the wonderful place where i frist met u i am weak in studies but i know i can get 101% in ur beautiful and affectionate love

Friendship does not need powerful eyes a cute voice and a lovely face it only need a beautiful responsible heart with a affection lover

Jeene ke liye jaan jaruri hai humare liye to aap jaruri hai mere chehre par chahe gum ho aap ke chehre par muskan jaruir hai

Dosti to jindagi ka wo khubsurat rista hai jise mil jaye wo tanhai me bhi khus rahata hai jise na mile wo bheed me bhi tanha hota hai

Har dost ki kismat ko khuda likhata hai dosto ko ek dusre se juda bhi karta hai woh aazmata hai dosto ke pyar ko dekhe kaun  kisko kitna yaad karta hai

Khuda ne mujhse kaha dost na bana humesa dhokha kha jayega maine kaha ye khuda msg padne wale se to mil tu bhi dhokhe se dost ban jayega

Har aarju hamesa adhuri nahi hoti dosti me kabhi duri nahi hoti jinke dil me aap jaisa dost rahate hai unke liye to dhadkan bhi zaruri nahi hoti

Aap ka ashiyana dil me basaya hai aap ki yaadon ko seene se lagaya hai pata nahi yaad aapki hi q aati hai dost to humne auron ko bhi banaya hai

Khuda ne agar yeh rista banaya na hota ek duje se milwaya na hota  jindagi ho jati begani agar aap jaisa dost paya na hota