MESSAGE AND SMS

A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning,  that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Santa was riding on a horse.  He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye  Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??  Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR  AND SLAPPED THAT MAN AND SAID-HE WAS NOT MY FRND

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home.  Can you please copy the internet on this usb drive for me

 A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa:Give me one room with double-bed. Hotel Manager: But Sir, you seem to be alone. Santa: Yes. But I am married and  I wish to enjoy silence from the other side of the bed!

Santa call banta santa-mujhe sadi me BMW mili hai banta-par tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai santa-abey gadhe BMW ka matlab BAHUT MOTI WIFE.

S anta ka baap uk se aaya. Baap - teri maa kaha hai? Santa-woto mar gayi. Baap-Sale tune mujhe bataya kyu nahi? Santa-main socha surprise du.