MESSAGE AND SMS

Agar kutton ke tv par ek channel ho to socho serials ke namm kuch aise honge yaha mai ghar ghar BHONKI kaat khana SATHIYA agle janam mohe KUTIYA hi ki jo main KUTIYA tere aangan ki ye KUTTA kya kahlata hai ek hazaroo me meri KUTTIYA hai afsar KUTIYA is KUTTE ko kya naam du bade KUTTE lagte ho.

Hawaye kahti hai dosti kar fizaye kahti hai pyaar kar bahare kehti hai sadi kar par gharwale kehte hai  bakwas band kar aur padai kar

Ek ladka aur ladki ludo khel rahe the ladka - agar 1,2,3,4,5, aaya to i will kiss you ladki - what? achha aur 6 aaya to? ladka - kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya 6 aaya to             dobaar chance milta hai

God to pappu - Beta kya chahiye Pappu - ek job, ek badi si gadi aur              usme dher sari ladkiya God - tathasu aaj pappu girl's school me bus driver hai

Boy's mentality Ye jo aag dil me lagi hai zamane me laga dunga uski doli jo uthi to koi baat nahi talented hoon dusari pta loonga

Before marriage Boy : I have been waiting for this day. Girl : You want me to leave Boy : No Girl : Do you love me Boy : Of course Girl : Will you ever cheat me Boy : Never in my life Girl : Will you ever kiss me Boy : Every chance i get Girl : Will you hit me Boy : You are crazy Girl : Can i trust you Boy : Yes Girl : Sweet heart After marriage ab niche se upar pahdo

Teacher : Insan wahi hai jo dusro ke kaam aaye Student : Sir exam me to na aap mare kaam aate                 hai aur na dusaro ko aane dete hai, to                 kya aap insan hai

Thandi-thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana wah wah wah wah............................................ Thandi-thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana gadha bhi msg padh rah hai kya educated hua zamana

Ek kadki cricket match dekhne gayi usne apne gaal par india ke tirange ka rang laga rakha tha ek ladka aaya aur uske gaal par kiss kar ke bola I love my india

Ek sardar jungle ke raste se ja raha tha tabhi ek bhootani ne roka aur boli hoo hoo ha ha.............................. mai ek bhootani hoo Sardar ji mai janta hoo teri ek behan meri biwi hai

Ek gadha ro ek dua kar raha tha ya khuda mujhe padhne ki taqt de ek din uski dua qubul ho gayi aur masha allah wo aaj sms padh raha hai

Biwiya apne pati ko A.G. kyu kahti hai? kyu ki biwiya sanskari hoti hai sabke samne abe gadhe nahi kah sakti isiliye short me A.G. bolti hai

Boy : Tu dharti pe jaha bhi rahegi tjhue teri khusbu           se pehchan lunga Girl : Ma kasam mujhe to pahle se hi shak tha ki tu          kutta hai

Sardar to taxi driver - Siddhivinayak mandir jaoge kaya Taxi driver - hann sahab ................................................ Sardar - thik hai wapas ate waqt mere liye prasad lete aana

Aap ko ek film karni hai jise aap ka lead role hoga film me aap ko pani ke talab me utarna hai film ka naam hai "Gayi Bhais Pani Me"

Ek boyfriend aur uski girlfriend garden me baithe the Girl : janu koi aisi baat karo ki dil ki dhadkan tej ho jaye Boy : bhaag tera baap aaya

Aap ki kashis sarfarosh hai aap ka nasa yu madhhosh hai kya kahe tumse ae dost jis pagal kutte ne aap ko kata wo ab tak behosh hai

Wife : chalo na aaj sun day hai bahar chalta hai           aur driving main karungi Husband : wow !                  matlab jayege car me aur aayege kaal ke                    akhbar me

Dil aur duniya me sirf itna fark hai ki is duniya me bahut log rahte hai but is dil me sirf aap aap aap ka boyfriend rahegi Har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo

Chai wala : bholi si surat aankho me masti door khadi sharmay aaye haye. Ladki : kali si surat haantho me ketali door khada chillaye chaye-chaye.